BRITONS are outraged about being forced to look up Maria Miller on the internet.
36-year-old Wayne Hayes said: “When I saw her on the news, my first thought was that Pauline Quirke for Birds of a Feather had lost a few pounds. Then I was like, Maria who?
“I deeply resent having to research this anonymous lady who is suddenly all over the news. Taking my money is one thing, but I really value my internet time.”
He added: “This whole expenses thing is far too convoluted to get in a lather about. But these pointless ‘culture secretaries’ need to start behaving because now this Miller person is taking up brain space that I’d reserved for Kim and Kanye.”
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “Like anyone I know the names of the two big party leaders, Cameron and Farage, beyond that it’s Google time.
“We should limit these scandals to politicians who do proper stuff like wars and taxes.”