VOTERS from around the UK have agreed that Sadiq Khan should never have been re-elected as Mayor of London.
From Durham to Dunstable, from Carlisle to Chipping Norton, the country cannot understand how a man with a record like Khan’s has once again won election.
Steve Malley of Nottingham said: “You can walk up and down the streets here and you wouldn’t find one single Khan supporter. So it beggars belief.
“He’s turned London into a cesspit of knife crime, drug abuse, cycle lanes, you name it. I’m terrified to even go there. Haven’t for years.”
Donna Sheridan of Bradford agreed: “RIP London, basically. The congestion charge, the price of a Travelcard, woke mobs pulling down statues in Bristol: all on Khan. Do these Londoners know nothing about what’s going on in their own city?”
“I reckon the Queen will announce she’s moving the family up here to Bradford in short order, if she doesn’t want stabbing in a shopping centre over postcode gang drill rap disrespect.”
Londoner Nathan Muir said: “I don’t give a shit who the Mayor of Doncaster is, do I? If you even have a Mayor. Don’t tell me. I lost interest halfway through asking the question.”