FORMER minister Grant Shapps is being forced to earn a living with his own get-rich-quick schemes.
After resigning over a party bullying scandal, Shapps is now financially dependent on his internet ‘marketing’ business based on e-books, blogs and other things that do not sound very profitable to sensible people.
Shapps said: “As my original website explained, you don’t need any particular skills to make $1,000 a day from sitting at home fiddling with the internet, so I should be coining it in soon.
“People are crying out for blogs full of mediocre content and weird schemes that sound a bit like pyramid selling. There just isn’t enough of that on the internet.
“I’m also looking at ventures like a website full of cat pictures that earns 0.0000001p every time someone clicks on an advert for natural weight-loss tricks doctors don’t want you to know about.”
Shapps said anyone wishing to share in his success should invest in one of his new e-books, such as Make Money FAST!!!, Win With Hot Women or Ultimate Streetfighting Techniques.