Supreme Court rules Brexit to be a confusing load of bollocks that nobody understands

THE Supreme Court has ruled that Brexit is an incredibly confusing load of bollocks.

The announcement has left everyone annoyed and yet feeling like they are still in the right, which they would have done anyway.

Brexiter Norman Steele said: “This is a load of bollocks.”

Remainer, Emma Bradford said: “This is a load of bollocks.”

Supreme Court judge, Mary Fisher added: “They’re all right.

“This is a load of fucking bollocks. Massive bollocks at that.

“So the court’s ruling is we don’t fucking know and we are pretty much past caring too be honest. Now we’re all off down the pub. Sort it out among yourselves.

“Peace out.”

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Moyes urged to tone down utter contempt for Sunderland

DAVID Moyes has been urged to tone down his palpable disdain for Sunderland Football Club.

Former Man Utd boss, Moyes has been told that if he could come across ever so slightly less like he hates the club, the city and his place in life then that would be just great.

Sunderland fan Martin Bishop said: “We all hate Sunderland but sometimes you’ve got to just shut up and make the best of your situation. Kinda like what we did after the referendum.”

Moyes said: “I used to be the Man United manager. Then I was living it up in Spain. Oh, beautiful, sunny Spain.

“Now I’m doing this shit. Freezing my arse off and trying to make Victor Anichebe look like he was good value on a Bosman.”

“Are you expecting me to be doing cartwheels?”

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