Supreme Court rules Brexit to be a confusing load of bollocks that nobody understands

THE Supreme Court has ruled that Brexit is an incredibly confusing load of bollocks.

The announcement has left everyone annoyed and yet feeling like they are still in the right, which they would have done anyway.

Brexiter Norman Steele said: “This is a load of bollocks.”

Remainer, Emma Bradford said: “This is a load of bollocks.”

Supreme Court judge, Mary Fisher added: “They’re all right.

This is a load of fucking bollocks. Massive bollocks at that.

So the court’s ruling is we don’t fucking know and we are pretty much past caring too be honest. Now we’re all off down the pub. Sort it out among yourselves.

Peace out.”