THE prime minister has complained that Cornish surfing is dominated by a clique of wealthy public schoolboys.
David Cameron, who took his boogie board down to the beach to check out the local scene, found himself shut out by trust fund surfers who’ve never worked a day in their lives.
He said: “We could all be professional surfing coaches if daddy paid for the lessons and bought us a cool VW camper van to party in.
“I was expecting to pick up wisdom from authentic tanned locals who lived to ride waves and slept on the beach under their battered boards.
“Instead it’s a bunch of Old Harrovians holding Jack Wills parties and drawling at each other in their RP voices about which of next season’s debutantes they want to nail.”
Cameron is planning to go back to London, where at least he can have a decent conversation with people who don’t turn away when they find out your dad’s not a baron.
He said: “Honestly, the rahs always come along and ruin it for everyone. It’s the same with grouse shooting.”