THE Conservative Party has been urged to publish a list of its most useless and idiotic politicians whose ideas can safely be ignored.
After Tory plans to make firms reveal how many staff were foreign, voters believe it would be better to list ministers who dream up stupid ideas in order to hop on a passing bandwagon.
Business owner Tom Logan said: “A list of opportunistic Tory fuckwits would be really handy.
“Instead of listening to Amber Rudd’s xenophobic shit, I could have looked her up on the list and quickly confirmed she is a moron trying to get some cheap publicity.
“It would also have spared me many hours of Boris Johnson’s patently insincere campaigning against the EU and David Cameron twatting around in the Arctic with huskies.”
Political scientist Mary Fisher said: “A list like this would enable voters to instantly ignore certain politicians and do something more useful, like eating a Twix.”