THE #Tories4Corbyn campaign has greeted its candidate’s victory by vowing to back him all the way to the general election.
Rebranded as #Tories4Corbyn4EVA, the right-wingers who joined Labour in order to vote Corbyn into power have agreed that the joke hasn’t even begun to stop being funny yet.
Spectator columnist Tom Booker said: “I giggled myself silly when Corbyn got elected, but this is real-world satire and the true hilarity is still to come.
“I’ve persuaded several billionaire friends to make enormous donations to Labour, just for the yuks, and for the next five years every one of my columns will fervently back the bearded one, all done completely deadpan and never letting the mask slip.
“Come the election I, and millions of other well-dressed professional canvassers, will be out knocking on doors pushing the Corbyn message to suburban families who wouldn’t give his usual fleece-clad scruffs the time of day.
“Their votes, combined with our own, will turn the blue heartlands red and deliver an absolutely side-splitting landslide majority enabling Corbyn to act on every element of his radical agenda.
“Then we sit back and enjoy the self-satisfied belly-laughs.”