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Tory conference breaks record for most bastards in one place

THE Conservative party conference has won a place in the Guinness Book of Records for fitting the largest number of total bastards into one location.

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Thank goodness women can't vote, says Johnson

BORIS Johnson is relieved that women still do not have the vote, it has emerged.

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