UKIP has announced unclear and contradictory plans for a night of drinking in a brewery.
Details of the social event have yet to be confirmed, after various members offered conflicting information on date, time and venue.
A UKIP spokesman said: “It will be in a brewery in Leeds, this Friday, where spouses and children will be welcome. Free pork pies too.”
However someone describing themselves as the official UKIP spokesman said: “It will be in Sunderland, a week from Thursday and no spouses or children will be welcomed.
“No free pies either. Although there will be limited free crisps.”
The two were then further contradicted by UKIP ‘regional co-ordinator’ Tom Logan who said: “It will be in Carlisle, late March, spouses welcome but no children. No free crisps or free pies although there is a free coach.
“Actually no, the coach is a tenner. No wait, there isn’t a coach.”
Member Wayne Hayes said: “These are really great times for UKIP, and this Halloween piss up in Gloucester is just the start of it.”