A VOTER is unable to bring himself to look at them, any of them, when they appear on the news.
Tom Booker of Telford admitted that he has not actually seen a politician since May 13, when Theresa May pretended to know about ransomware, and does not know when he will again.
He continued: “It’s not voluntary. My eyes are pulled aside as if by a magnet.
“I mean him with the beard, and her, oh God, the unbearable sinister awkwardness of her, and then all those other weirdos.
“My wife’s watching telly and suddenly I’ve muted it automatically as if it was a MoneySupermarket advert.
“I’ve kept abreast of the issues via websites, but one autoplaying video and suddenly my phone was 30ft in the air.”
He added: “At least they will all be gone soon. Gone forever.”