YOUNG voters are angry about being stereotyped as tolerant and liberal, it has emerged.
After concerns were raised about them not voting in the EU referendum, young people said it was patronising to assume they were not bigoted xenophobes.
Student Tom Logan said: “I’m just as intolerant as the worst kind of ageing golf club bore.
“I hate the Germans, gays, Muslims, ‘socialists’ and Greenpeace. You’d think you were talking to some monstrous hybrid of Clarkson, Littlejohn and Farage if I wasn’t a gangly 19-year-old with spots.
“Stereotyping young people as left wing is as bad as racism. Which is ironic because I’m actually quite racist as well.”
Receptionist Nikki Hollis said: “Lots of us have got half-baked right-wing views about everyone needing to be self-reliant and it’s your own fault if you starve.
“Also, they think we’re all into green issues, but I don’t see why I have to work hard and pay tax when zoo animals are getting free food and accommodation.”