THE annual Slytherin party conference has sneered at Gryffindor swots doing degrees in Harry Potter studies.
The conference, which brings together ambitious, cunning wizards with no moral compass, saw leading Slytherin pureblood Andrea Jenkyns criticise Hogwarts for offering courses in that worm Potter.
She continued: “They could be studying poisoning, enthrallment, necromancy or any number of useful trades. But no, it’s all hero worship of Potter.
“‘He’s historically significant! He defeated Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World! There’s never been anyone as great as Potter!’ Grow up.
“What’s he done since? Held down a mid-level position in the Ministry of Magic, where he blocks bold Slytherin administrations achieving great things by calling it ‘dark wizardry’. One more civil servant.
“A Slytherin administration would provide an alternative. We’d open up study of the Dark Arts, train British Death Eaters to be the best in the world, and remove restrictions on unforgivable curses. Potter is yesterday’s news. Let’s get Britain moving!”
Hufflepuff Donna Sheridan said: “To be fair Potter is a twat.”