NOT been paying attention to the news for the last few years? Here are all the reasons the health secretary should have been given the boot long ago.
Standing like a f**king weirdo right next to Wendy Maisey. It was before the pandemic but it still counts.
Having a head that looks like it was drawn on a balloon.
Sweeping people into care homes before they were tested with the stiff broom of his ignorance.
Owning and displaying that f**king weird portrait of the Queen.
Dropping the ball on PPE during a pandemic. Rookie mistake.
Then claiming there was never a national PPE shortage while nurses were forced to wear bin bags.
Allowing the Cheltenham Festival to go ahead in 2020.
Giving vital Covid testing contracts to his friends/local landlord/entire list of WhatsApp contacts.
The way he laughs.
Pretending to cry on Good Morning Britain. What f**king weirdo does that?
Having the demeanour of someone who asks questions at the end of a long meeting.
Literally running away from reporters asking perfectly reasonable questions.
Absolutely butchering ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ during the Tory party conference. You can find it on YouTube but honestly don’t, it’s excruciating.
Thinking that wearing that little NHS pin badge makes him look like a decent human being.
Defending the proposed 1% pay rise for nurses.
Just being an oleaginous, slippery, snivelling, estate agent-looking shifty prick.