The optimistic Labour voter's guide to f**king hating them two months later

WERE you not expecting miracles from Labour, but are now justifiably annoyed at how shit they actually are? Here’s how to cope with it for the next five f**king years.

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Watchdog probing if doubling prices at last possible moment is normal

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