THE prime minister chose not to disrespect ITV, our greatest terrestrial channel, by missing his interview with them. Are opponents wrong to make this a political issue?
Bill McKay, roadside recovery operative: “The D-Day commemoration was cross-party and apolitical, so pissing off home halfway through was the same. Logic, bitches.”
Mary Fisher, vicar: “What if it was Starmer who politicised it by staying? What if that were our reality, and it made him worse than Himmler?”
Margaret Gerving, headteacher: “Look, I know how much it costs to keep a taxi waiting. To keep a helicopter waiting must be four, five times that, so it’s understandable.”
Emma Bradford, dominatrix: “I’m still reeling from the discovery that Martin Freeman fought at D-Day. I suppose he is in everything f**king else.”
Martin Bishop, barman: “Every day’s a D-Day commemoration around my flat, ladies. To be clear, the D stands for dick.”
