POLITICIANS love a good back and forth but sadly, a lot like a soap opera, they can’t swear at each other. But what would it sound like if they could?
Johnson and Corbyn, head-to-head in a TV debate
Johnson: This Marxist twat-heap should stick to his allotment where his mum probably gives handjobs for racing tips.
Corbyn: Go f*ck yourself you stupid, posh nonce. And you mention my allotment again and I’ll kick your f*cking balls into orbit.
Jo Swinson, on Question Time, asked why people should trust the Lib Dems after their collation with the Tories
“Why do you motherf*ckers keep bringing up that sh*t? It’s not like we’d do it again. Or we wouldn’t admit to it on camera anyway, you gormless gobsh*te. Asking me some sh*t like that and expecting an honest answer? Jesus tap dancing Christ.”
Jacob Rees-Mogg, on The One Show, asked how Brexit is going
“It’s an absolute f*ck-storm that’s been royally arsed from start to finish and no one has a f*cking jar of glue what the f*ck is actually going on. Properly f*cked. F*cked to f*ckity f*ckalicious f*ck. Now sh*t off.”