Saturday, 11th July 2020

Woman reading self-improvement books becoming much worse person

A WOMAN with a passion for self-improvement books is becoming an increasingly awful person, it has emerged.

Emma Bradford reads things like 'How to communicate better' and 'How to be the person you want to be' but is now just a twat.

Bradford said: “I much prefer the term 'self-improvement' to 'self-help'. It's about how you can grow as a person through your own efforts. A lot of people don't get that because they're lazy idiots.

“One of the best things I learned is about how to listen. You pay attention to when the other person is about to stop talking and then you say whatever you want.”

Bradford is writing her own self-improvement book, which she will release as an e-book after making all of her friends read it.