A MAN wearing a Ramones T-shirt in 2026 has been asked if he is aware there is more recent music.

36-year-old Tom Logan has been quizzed over whether his Ramones T-shirt, worn in honour of a band who broke up 30 years ago, is because he is oblivious to the endless amount of quality music which has been released since

Curious passerby Martin Bishop said: “I get it. Blitzkreig Bop and I Don’t Wanna Be Sedated are bangers. But they’re also less than five minutes long in total and 50 years old.

“You can’t keep living in an antiquated New York music scene. You’d think it was weird if someone in 1976 refused to move past their Fats Waller records from the Roaring Twenties. This is the same.

“Hasn’t he got bored of them? I mean, they’re a bit samey. Even the most dedicated fan must admit they’re not really a band into artistic growth.

“I’m concerned for him. Either he’s been cut off from the world for the five decades or he’s wilfully tuned out great new acts like Billie Eilish and Tyler, the Creator. Both explanations are pretty sad.”

Logan said: “What? There’s been music since the Ramones? F**k. I thought Oasis was just a sportswear brand.”