Let's move to a town building so many new estates it'll soon cover the whole UK! This week: Didcot

Enjoy railway lines, disused power stations and sprawling new housing developments? Then Didcot is your kind of shithole.

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Enjoy railway lines, disused power stations and sprawling new housing developments? Then Didcot is your kind of shithole.

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SEXUALITY? Straight as a die. No changing teams for me. Until I spent one afternoon with Penny Mordaunt, and now I’m her lesbian love-slave.

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SEXUALITY? Straight as a die. No changing teams for me. Until I spent one afternoon with Penny Mordaunt, and now I’m her lesbian love-slave.

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