Mash Blind Date: 'We divorced in 2017, is this some kind of sick joke?'

'I’m pretty sure he wet himself in terror just after the starter, when he admitted he was seeing that bitch who used to walk our dogs. To be fair I was reasonably close to murder.'

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'I’m pretty sure he wet himself in terror just after the starter, when he admitted he was seeing that bitch who used to walk our dogs. To be fair I was reasonably close to murder.'

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

You will die this Thursday at 4.16pm. Sorry to be unusually specific on this occasion but it’s better you know.

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You will die this Thursday at 4.16pm. Sorry to be unusually specific on this occasion but it’s better you know.

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