My call to Lachlan Murdoch is apparently 47th in the queue. 'Top 50!' I mouth to my wife

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most long-term view-taking prime minister

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All this trouble to save the life of a chicken: The gammon food critic visits a vegan cafe

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who thinks since these Bully XLs are being culled anyway we might as well make them fight each other

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