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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... being up for Truss

WAKING up after five minutes’ sleep on Friday morning, after a disquieting night when the country appeared to be attempting to outdrink me, I note the headlines. 

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A white home counties roadman participates in a school democratic process, innit

14-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, is a candidate in a wasteman election to find class president

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