The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Platinum Party at the pissing Palace

What kind of a docile cabbagebrain is gonna extract a morsel of entertainment from this line-up from Bleeding Obvious Hell?

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What kind of a docile cabbagebrain is gonna extract a morsel of entertainment from this line-up from Bleeding Obvious Hell?

I wanted Florence Pugh. I'd have taken Lily James. So who the f**k is this bitch they've got playing me?

ABSOLUTELY furious. Bouncing off the walls. They should not be able to get away with this. Some no-mark third-rate actress? Playing me?

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ABSOLUTELY furious. Bouncing off the walls. They should not be able to get away with this. Some no-mark third-rate actress? Playing me?

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