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Vegans ecstatic at development of new vile and unholy meat alternative 

VEGANS across the country are celebrating the creation of yet another freakish aberration of nature that scientists have dubbed a ‘meat alternative’.   

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Mash Blind Date: 'She's so great. I can't wait to introduce her to my other girlfriends'

CAN Oliver O’Connor, aged 34, who’s very proud of his open relationship, find magic with 29-year-old Jo Kramer who had no idea that was his deal? 

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