Wow your guests by serving the ultimate party food, with Colin the emotionally unstable chef

Make an effort to really impress your guests, even if they are slavering human dustbins who drink you dry then bitch about you behind your back.

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Make an effort to really impress your guests, even if they are slavering human dustbins who drink you dry then bitch about you behind your back.

Let's move to a blighted post-industrial Midlands city! This week: Stoke-on-Trent

Stoke-on-Trent is a city made of six towns, all of which are shit individually before they form together to be shit collectively, like a shit Voltron.

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Stoke-on-Trent is a city made of six towns, all of which are shit individually before they form together to be shit collectively, like a shit Voltron.

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