Your astrological week ahead for December 7th, with Psychic Bob

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... it's fun to stay in the C-L-O-S-E-T

WAKING with a hangover that caused me to accidentally excrete one of my kidneys, I reflect on yesterday’s events pertaining to ‘follow-up’ emails from providers of goods and services.

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