Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

If you ever see a little black bag hanging from a tree do not pick it. That fruit is not of the fruitbowl, my friend.

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If you ever see a little black bag hanging from a tree do not pick it. That fruit is not of the fruitbowl, my friend.

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WAKING at four in the morning in a puddle of my own vomit following a late and convivial evening with theologian friends, I pick up my battered mitre.

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WAKING at four in the morning in a puddle of my own vomit following a late and convivial evening with theologian friends, I pick up my battered mitre.

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