What a tangled web we weave when we tell one person we can’t come out to the pub tonight because we’re tired, and another person that it’s because we can’t be arsed.

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What a tangled web we weave when we tell one person we can’t come out to the pub tonight because we’re tired, and another person that it’s because we can’t be arsed.