Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

The fact that you still have plans this weekend suggests cancel culture actually hasn’t gone far enough.

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The fact that you still have plans this weekend suggests cancel culture actually hasn’t gone far enough.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the Sue sodding Grey report

GAINING consciousness in a skip, having failed to reach my chambers after a wine-drinking contest with Cardinal Nichols turned ugly, I urinate for a full 22 minutes then head home.

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GAINING consciousness in a skip, having failed to reach my chambers after a wine-drinking contest with Cardinal Nichols turned ugly, I urinate for a full 22 minutes then head home.

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