Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

All my tattoos mean something. For example, this one means I’d been drinking all day in a pub next to a tattoo parlour.

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All my tattoos mean something. For example, this one means I’d been drinking all day in a pub next to a tattoo parlour.

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WAKING after 36 hours of dreamless sleep, feeling well rested, I notice a fresh scar on my abdomen and realise I am missing a kidney.

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WAKING after 36 hours of dreamless sleep, feeling well rested, I notice a fresh scar on my abdomen and realise I am missing a kidney.

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