JUST Stop Oil protestors have been told to get their knobs out or flash some tits if they are going to disrupt Wimbledon.
The environmental protest group has been reminded that there are established ways of interrupting play at Wimbledon, which they would do well to adhere to by getting their kit off.
Tennis fan Martin Bishop said: “A runaway naked person is as much a part of Wimbledon as strawberries and cream. So if you must remind us of the planet’s inevitable doom, do it with your arse out and your bits jiggling around.
“We could all have a good laugh as a policeman escorts you off the court by hiding your shame with his helmet, and you could paint your little manifesto on your body for the world to see. Everyone’s a winner.
“Don’t bother with that confetti bollocks either. It takes ages to clean up and undermines your message. People at Wimbledon expect wobbling flanks of human flesh so you’re better off giving the public what they want.
“I was fully on board with your message before you mocked the hallowed traditions of Wimbledon, but now I’m going to pop to the shops in an oil-powered dragster to buy a big sack of coal. Well done.”
Just Stop Oil activist Tom Logan said: “I’m getting my knob out for my children, and my children’s children. If you see what I mean.”
