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Receptionist shocked to discover she is famous on the Daily Mail sidebar

A 22-YEAR-OLD Londoner has been amazed to find more than a hundred stories about her weight, dress sense and love life on the Daily Mail website.

Carolyn Ryan, a receptionist at a banking firm, happened across a story about her dramatic weight loss on the site’s sidebar between stories about a former Strictly dancer’s new romance and an on-set feud between the Real Housewives of Waco. 

Further investigation revealed Mail Online had been running stories about her for nine months, accompanied by long-lens paparazzi images she was unaware were being taken.

She said: “This one’s me leaving the gym with a caption about all the maintenance my famous curves need. Here’s one at my friend Susan’s wedding cattily telling me not to upstage the bride.

“There are stories about me taking the dog for a walk with a 12-photo sequence of me picking up his shit and the headline ‘It’s a dogs life for Carolyn!’ There’s even a story about me using a cashpoint outside Sainsbury’s then buying a bag of oranges.

“If I’m not daring to bare in a little black dress, I’m committing a fashion faux-pas by covering up my classic pins in a less-than-flattering pair of jeggings with camel-toe. Why me?”

Mail Online editor Nathan Muir said: “No, she’s definitely famous. She was in Love Island maybe, or Ex On The Beach? Or is she Courtney Stodden’s dog’s anus bleacher?

“Well, f**k it, she’s famous now.”

According to sources, Carolyn spent last night drowning her sorrows with pals in London’s exclusive Whisky Mist nightclub while struggling to maintain her modesty in a wickedly low-cut chiffon dress.