PRINCE Harry has appeared at an event it is impossible to criticise him for attending, which the conniving twat founded for exactly that reason.
The Duke of Sussex, who is a total bastard, and his scheming wife have attended the Invictus Games in Dusseldorf solely because wounded veterans provide the perfect screen for their monstrous betrayal.
Journalist Julian Cook, who is not technically a soldier with life-changing injuries but feels that way because of how Harry has treated him, said: “The calculating twat.
“Founding a international sporting event for wounded servicemen in 2014 just because he knew he’d need something to hide behind. He’s using them.
“Even then he knew he’d become a traitor. He knew he’d marry a Yank tart who lived to turn families against each other and slag off decent, hard-working tabloid reporters selflessly hacking mobiles.
“So he set up these games, stealing injured servicemen who by rights belong to us and right-wing political parties, just because he’s supposedly ‘a veteran’ and ‘wanted to ensure they weren’t forgotten’. He really is pure evil.”
Lance corporal and poor, hoodwinked fool Steven Malley said: “It’s such a great thing he’s done for us and it’s really made a difference. But after reading a British newspaper I now realise it he’s self-serving scum.”