NEWCASTLE United’s Director of Football plans to have the team all chasing after the ball at once.
The comet formation – so-called because players form a long tail behind the ball – was developed by Kinnear while coaching his grandsons under-six team.
It abandons 4-4-2, wing-backs and offside traps in favour of running, shouting, and team-mates fighting to get a toe to the ball.
Kinnear said: As a proper football man, I know that players are motivated by goals, goal celebrations, and pretending to be Lionel Messi. This formation gives everyone a shot at all three.
Imagine being on the opposing team and seeing not one but nine or ten players coming at you, all shouting Mine! Mine! Mine! Whoever we face will be terrified.
The only exceptions in the 2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 formation are the position of goalkeeper and goalkeeper’s mate, who lean on the post talking about girls they fancy then leap into alert positions as the ball flies past them.
Other innovations include replacing half-time rehydrating glucose drinks with cherryade and Monster Munch, and a policy that if the ball owner threatens to go home then they can be team captain.
Asked how he plans to compete in the transfer market, Kinnear replied: Its not about having millions of pounds to spend, its about being intelligent with your team selection.
For example when we play Manchester United, if Moyes decides to pick Rooney then when its my turn Ill pick van Persie. He picks Carrick, I pick Vidic and so on, all the way down to Nani.