FOOTBALL fans have suggested that, since Saudi Arabia is going to host the World Cup in 2034, why not let the murdering pricks win the f**ker as well.
Following Australia’s withdrawal from consideration the World Cup is to be given to a monarchy that murders journalists, bans homosexuality, imprisons women for being raped and is also an unbearably hot desert.
Football fan Julian Cook said: “Is the spoiled boy interested in football now? Would he like to score all the goals and win the World Cup? Go f**king ahead.
“Seriously, this isn’t a World Cup any other country wants to take part in, let alone hoist high in victory. It’ll be in winter again, booze will be banned again, rainbows will be confiscated again, we’ll be ordered to wave banners saying ‘Saudis are the best!’
“F**k that. Let’s not just announce that Saudia Arabia is hosting the World Cup but that they are 2034’s winners, that they beat Brazil five-nil in the final and the Saudi striker is the best player in the world and won the Ballon d’Or.
“The glorious sportwashing project will be complete, and then what? We’ll all drop our objections to state-sponsored slaughter, kidnap and illegal war on Yemen? Bet we won’t.”
A FIFA spokesman said: “Okay, wow, spoilers.”