MEN have admitted they are not really comfortable with an England team they cannot slate as f**king useless down the pub.
The Lionesses’ triumphant journey to the Euros final has left male football fans feeling alienated from a national side they are unable to savagely slag off because of sexism and actual success.
Nathan Muir of Hereford said: “For me it’s missing the point of football, which is to enable a bunch of unfit men to gather with a few pints and deliver a world-class trashing.
“Take the England men. They reached a final last year for the first time in 55 years and I’ve been calling for Southgate’s sacking ever since. The man’s limited. No vision. Not up to the job.
“But these England women have handed out some proper hidings. They’re in the final on merit, and even though Lucy Bronze has frankly underperformed it feels like a twat move saying so.
“But what does that leave? Unconditional support? That’s hardly f**king English is it? That’s casual fan bollocks and beneath serious students of the game.
“What am I meant to do tomorrow? Be all ‘Ooh well done, they’ve scored a goal and won a major tournament, congratulations’? F**k that. Win or lose I start hating.”