New football fans expected to watch crap League Two games from now on

EVERYONE who was supporting England in the World Cup will be expected to continue their love of football when the season starts.

New football fans will be expected to turn up at Lamex Stadium on 4 August for the thrilling League Two clash between Stevenage and Tranmere Rovers.

Tranmere fan Wayne Hayes said: “It’s great that everyone loves football so much now. I can’t wait to see them all watch us grind out a nil-nil draw before getting back on the coach for a three-hour motorway journey home.

“I’m looking forward to them joining in chanting ‘Ollie, Ollie, Ollie Norburn’ and enjoying the kind of pie you can’t buy from Waitrose.

“Although in reality I’ll probably stay at home and watch the highlights on Quest, and I say that as Tranmere’s biggest fan.”

New football fan Nikki Hollis said: “Apparently I have to go to a place called Yeovil. I’m a bit frightened. Have they invented toilets there?

“And who is ‘Crewe Alex’?”