Big Sam doesn’t give a f**k

ENGLAND manager Sam Allardyce has confirmed that he could not give a fuck what anybody says.

Big Sam responded to allegations he used his role to negotiate a £400,000 deal by asserting that he is not in a position to care less.

He continued: “My baseline is already that I don’t give a fuck, everyone knows that, frankly it’s insulting to suggest otherwise.

“I said Woy was a bollocks manager and England were crap at the Euros? Obviously I’m wrong, that’s why I’m manager now. 

“Go ahead, sack me. I hear Pep Guardiola’s interested. Oh no, wait, no he fucking isn’t.” 

An FA spokesman said: “In light of recent performance, we no longer consider any misdeeds while England manager to be a sacking offence. 

“We are in no position to do so.”