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Celtic to sneer at grubby stadium

CELTIC fans will replace sectarian chants with derogatory comments about furnishings at this weekend’s Old Firm derby.

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Everything shagging

AS the first weekend of spring begins, the British countryside has come alive with rampant sex.

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