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David Beckham 'can't make new memories'

DAVID Beckham has admitted that his tattoos are visual substitutes for his complete lack of any short-term memory.

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Fouling Suarez to become legal

THE FA has confirmed that as of 7pm last night, kicking Luis Suarez is no longer a punishable offence.

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