England fans to support Australia for rest of World Cup

ENGLAND rugby fans have vowed to cheer Australia all the way to the World Cup final.

As the host nation crashed out, England fans admitted that Australians were not just better at rugby, but were also more intelligent and better looking.

Speaking outside Twickenham, Julian Cook said: “Gosh, Australians are just so jolly impressive. So strong and fast with such big, meaty arms.

“And every one of them a gentleman.”

Cook’s friend, Martin Bishop, added: “I would like to second everything Julian has said, offer my own heart-felt congratulations and acknowledge that Australian men are simply more masculine than we English.

“I’m looking forward to adopting various aspects of Australian culture over the next few weeks, though I will of course continue to read books and use cutlery.”