SAMUEL Etoo is determined to get along at Chelsea despite earning just 135K a week.
Etoo said: Ive played for Barcelona for the love of football in front of passionate, knowledgeable fans and Ive played in Russia for enough cash to buy half of Alaska. And now look at me. What have I become?
The striker, formerly of Scrabble-friendly Anzi Makchachkala, was earning a third of a million pounds a week in Russia, where you can also hire a fighter jet to strafe a glacier for the equivalent of £15.
Jose Mourinho has prepared his squad for Etoos poverty by driving them around the parts of the Kings Road without off-street parking.
He has threatened to come down hard on anyone bullying him for his inferior designer clothes or unmodified SUV.