A MAN has been pretending to enjoy the Rugby World Cup so he can drink beer for breakfast.
Tom Logan, who has never watched a rugby game in his life, seized the opportunity to get drunk in his dressing gown instead of taking his children to swimming lessons.
Logan said: “It’s an important tournament…I mean, game, or is it match?
“England have got three ‘goals’ already so I might open another bottle to celebrate.
“Okay, I’m not really sure what is going on and I didn’t even know they played rugby in Japan, but people are cheering so I reckon that whatever just happened was ‘good’.”