Sunday, 8th December 2019

Man pretending to like rugby so he can get pissed in the daytime

A MAN has been pretending to enjoy the Rugby World Cup so he can drink beer for breakfast.

Tom Logan, who has never watched a rugby game in his life, seized the opportunity to get drunk in his dressing gown instead of taking his children to swimming lessons.

Logan said: “It’s an important tournament…I mean, game, or is it match?

“England have got three 'goals' already so I might open another bottle to celebrate.

“Okay, I’m not really sure what is going on and I didn’t even know they played rugby in Japan, but people are cheering so I reckon that whatever just happened was 'good'.”