Mourinho downgraded to Adequate One
JOSE Mourinho has been reclassified as the Adequate One to reflect with his recent coaching CV.
Mourinho had been using the monicker ‘Special One’ since 2004, but a routine audit showed that the title may have lapsed.
Julian Cooke said: “When we asked to see the paperwork, Jose became quite frosty and started listing all the trophies he’d won.
“After a while he mumbled something about the Community Shield, which is clearly a fake competition.
“The only thing we could really see that was special was his ability to command a pay rise for each unsuccessful season.”
Mourinho will be re-classified as the ‘Adequate One’ but if his current form continues he could end the season being named ‘Coasting on Past Glories One’ or ‘David Moyes’.