BOXER Tyson Fury has charmed guests at a dinner party with his sparkling wit and progressive opinions.
Suburban dinner party organiser Stephen Malley said: “When my wife said she’d invited Tyson Fury I initially had reservations, especially as the other guests were her boss, the neighbours and a nice couple we met at a PTA meeting.
“I left the room to get canapes, and when I returned Tyson was explaining how the best place for a woman is flat on her back.
“I was shocked, but then it became clear that he was explaining the benefits of pilates to my wife, who suffers from muscle stiffness.”
Malley’s wife Emma said: “Tyson said I belonged in the kitchen, but only because my grey dress perfectly matches the artisan tiles. He then correctly guessed that my outfit was from Whistles and complimented the wine.
“Over dessert Tyson said that abortion should never, ever happen. Everyone was a bit taken aback, but he clarified that he just meant in the most general sense that people should start what they finish – giving the example of how I said I’d nearly given up on or ‘aborted’ the creme brulee which actually turned to be ‘divine’.
“Overall he was the perfect guest, except I did notice that when he got in his car he started gnawing the steering wheel like it was a bone.”