A WOMAN has been accused of ‘not getting’ football because she does not become a raging maniac when her team loses.
Emma Bradford, an Everton fan, was accused by her brother-in-law, Stephen Malley, of being a ‘part timer’ when she refused to become psychotically angry after the club’s FA Cup semi final defeat to Manchester United.
Malley said: “I threw the television into the garden, but she said she just felt disappointed for a couple of minutes and then carried on with her day.
“Women just do not get it.”
He added: “She just feels sad for all the other fans and slightly disappointed in the effort that was shown by the team. Just once I’d like her to destroy a microwave with a hammer.”
Bradford said: “I don’t actually like football. I just do it to annoy him because he’s a petty, angry little man.”