FOOTBALL fans have been left confused and angry after it was revealed that Brazil 2014 has still not begun.
World Cup organizers have been forced to admit that the tournament is still two whole weeks away, despite no football having taken place for an unprecedented five days.
Tom Logan, 26, said: “I’ve been enjoying the blanket coverage over the past seven months, so this morning I thought I’d just check who was winning so far. Turns out most of the teams haven’t even got to Brazil yet.
“I’ve got my wallchart and I’ve collected loads of stickers, so what the hell’s going on?”
Football journalist Stephen Malley said: “This week we’ve done the top ten World Cup moustaches, an interview with a Phil Jagielka lookalike, and the home addresses and telephone numbers of every referee.
“What are we going to talk about for the next fortnight? Cricket?”