Trump to wake up, find out Israel has done what he expressly forbid them to do, be okay with it

13th June 2025

THE world nervously awaits Donald Trump waking, being told Israel has unilaterally launched drones at Iran, yawning and moving on.

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'Yeah, it'll be chill' says teenager about to work three 16-hour shifts at festival

13th June 2025

A TEENAGER bragging that he is basically being paid to check out some cool bands is about to enter his own personal hell.

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