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Increasing numbers of adults trying tantrums

ADULTS have finally realised the impressive power of a screaming childish tantrum to get what they want.  

TV cop helps real cops solve crime

POLICE are attempting to catch a dangerous criminal with the help of a fictional detective from a 1980s TV show, they have revealed.

MPs to debate massive disaster then do it anyway

MPS have welcomed plans to discuss Brexit in depth then just do it anyway.

Jesus had a Hitler moustache

CHRIST had a small toothbrush moustache rather than a beard, it has emerged.

Earth issues Celebrity Ice Age Challenge

EARTH'S most famous inhabitants are being challenged to survive a millennium-long ice age for charity.