Dog feeling insecure after being dressed in little jacket
A DOG that has been dressed in a quilted jacket is out in the park feeling really unsure of himself.
Small dog Wayne Hayes said: “I’m naturally a nervous dog. Thunderstorms, horses and ‘media types’ all make me shiver, but it’s no indication that I’m cold.
“I guess my owner failed to see the thick hair that covers my entire body.
“If you can’t take me out in my natural state then what am I? Dogs shouldn’t need clothes because we’re wearing them, that’s our whole concept.
“I’ve let down my species. Other dogs are looking at me. They’re thinking, ‘not even cats have to wear jackets’.”
Hayes added: “If she thinks I need little boots as well things may get hostile.”